gymleaderkyle:

it confuses me when someone says they cant get on the computer because theyre already in bed when im here like

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cuntology:

i just wanna curl up with a cutie and watch scary movies.
too much to ask? probably

fingerblaster113:

It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ dicks look like

(via cuntology)

  • friend: why don't people like me? i'm such a good person.
  • me: *rolls eyes* it's probably cuz you're actually a shady ass bitch.